Monday, May 01, 2006

One Ply

I bought a four pack of one-ply toilet paper over a month ago. I just barely finished the first roll. Will this shitty toilet paper ever run out?

Maybe this toilet paper is a metaphor for life ... probably not. Just a never-ending annoyance!

Wanna do something good for the environment? Buy one ply. Wanna make your ass hate you? Buy one ply.


Blogger Beck said...

Funny you should bring this up... my wife accidently bought one-ply this week and put it in the bathroom and I literally hate it! I use even more just to get the right feel, if you know what I mean...

Anyway, I enjoy your blog. You were the inspiration to get me going. I can feel and relate to your roller coaster ride - hang on tight to the rod, or let those hands wave free high above the head!

6:23 AM  
Blogger -L- said...

One way to get rid of toilet paper fast is to live with a woman.

Also, you could install a bidet. Never used one. Looking forward to that first time. :)

6:40 AM  
Anonymous Orson said...

Well, YEAH, it's a metaphor for life--for how some people DEAL with life, anyway... waiting passively, CHOOSING to stay in a situation they find annoying, preferring to complain instead of being pro-active. I mean, if you don't like using that type of toilet paper, STOP RIGHT NOW; but the kind you do like. Find some other use for this paper (I don't care if you drain bacon on it, put it in the back of the cupboard for emergency use only, or throw it out). But CHOOSING to simply endure to the end is typically Mormon, and typically masoschistic. I don't care if you throw it away, give it away or use it only to clean up fter masturbating. But don't just sit there writing blogs about how you hate it. It's like the guy who complains to his friends that every day he has the same boring lunch, which he hates--peanut butter & jelly--and HE is the one making those sandwhiches, Be pro-active, man. Make your life something you like. And start by buying toliet paper you like. Life is too short.

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even worse than single ply is TP made from recycled content fiber (i.e.: recovered office paper.) That stuff is like sandpaper.

Btw, I agree with Orson.

4:51 PM  

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